It was thus said that the Great lisard(a)zetnet.co.uk once stated:
[tony duell]
:> oh, add a sirius one to the list; we forgot it.
:Still sure you don't want to LART me? There's a few about - I was
"lart"?
Looser Attitude Readjustment Tool. LART. Usually a big stick, but can be
anything handy that can inflict pain and suffering upon loosers who don't
know a calculator from a computer and think Bill Gates is Good.
-spc (Mostly used by sysadmins and see on alt.sysadmin.recovery)