Liam Proven wrote:
 "Oh no," said Belafon, as the rock
drifted gently around the curve of
a mountain. "I'm a computer hardware consultant."
"What's a computer hardware?" 
Cute, Cute ...
The whole problem is the priests of the stone circles never did learn
to write ... No manuals :( 
Reminds me of a funny pass-along video about "the first help desk call",
involving a book: