I know a couple of girls whose daddy once took his TV
out on the front
lawn and commenced to blast it to smithereens with one a them thar evul
shotguns. Concerned neighbors called the law. When they arrived, he
declaimed, "It's my damned TV and I can do what I want with it in my own
god-damned $@!%# yard!" Since there was no law prohibiting discharge of
fireams in that town at that time, there wasn't much they felt inclined
to do about it.
My freshman year in college, I took a double-bladed axe to a
1971 Vega that failed to get me to what might have been the
date of dates... it had developed a case of milkshake lubrication
(i.e. water leaked into oil)... this after putting a new head
gasket on it.
Clarksville still lacks am axe ordinance... ;)
-Douglas Hurst Quebbeman (DougQ at
ixnayamspayIgLou.com) [Call me "Doug"]
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"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away." -Tom Waits