"If you
let me pidk the course, my jalopy can beat ANYTHING."
(I had to concede once on that argument. I proposed Honda 600,
up the freight elevator of Evans Hall, around the roof and back down, but
my adversary turned out to be an elevator mechanic, who pointed out that
he would have little difficulty trapping me between floors long enough
for
him to disassemble his GTO and reassemble on the roof)
Remember: never compete with elevator mechanics.