4 Jun
2010
4 Jun
'10
9:11 a.m.
On 6/4/2010 11:58 AM, Ian King wrote:
When I see that look, I give them a glare of defiance
and say something like, "I am NOT ashamed to buy orange juice!" Some get the
joke and smile, others just hope I'll leave quietly.
Hahaha. This reminds me of my canned response I used to use when
restaurants used to have smoking and non-smoking sections.
Hostess: "What's your smoking preference?"
me: "crack" (as in form of cocaine)
Only the smarter of the bunch actually got the joke, and even a smaller
minority laughed. :) Oh well.
I think a couple clerks smiled when I bought, on Valentine's day,
flowers, a box of chocolates, a card, and a box of condoms.
Keith