27 Aug
2003
27 Aug
'03
1:30 a.m.
At the age of 47 I have finally reached the pinnacle
of riffraffism, I
get two hair cuts a year, shave once a week, wear scratched bifocals,
drive a Ford F450 Super duty, Diesel no less, have a Jack Russell terrier
named George, often fart in public and, are you ready for this, use a
Packard Bell as my primary computer. Any one care to try and beat that?
Riffraff Rich Stephenson
Now I'm sure we're related. --Patrick