22 Oct
2000
22 Oct
'00
7:49 a.m.
On Sun, 22 Oct 2000, Joe wrote:
At 07:43 PM 10/21/00 -0700, Sellam wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Oct 2000, Joe wrote:
>> rooms were completely filled and the doorways blocked solid. In addition,
>> he had OVER fifty large cars (Cadilacs and Lincolns) outside and they were
>> all full! Furthermore he had rows and rows and rows of large garden sheds
>> (12x20 feet) and they were all full. To top it all off he had rows and
>> rows of stuff sitting on pallets up on blocks. Now THAT'S a pack rat!
>
>That's a severe sickness.
That's what happens when one's house isn't large enough. Oddly, I'm
surprised that I've never seen any references to the proper cure for
these symptoms in any books, and my abnormal psych. teacher failed to
mention it as well. Obviously, the solution isn't to cure someone of
their collecting habit, it's to help them acquire a larger house.
A ssevere case of collectoritous!
Which is a good thing,
...combined with a classic case of housetoosmallia, a bad thing. That
is, it's a collectoritous/housetoosmallious disorder. :-)
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