First, buy a machete.
Second, hack off the offender's naughty bits.
On Thu, 18 Mar 1999, Jason Willgruber wrote:
  I want a few people's opinions before I take any
actions:
 My computer was recently hacked into, and a bunch of the software, and some
 of the hardware was messed up (I know who did it - no one on this list -
 someone from my school).
 What would be the best thing to do here (other than physically damage the
 person/and/or their computer)?  Is there any security programs for Windoze
 '95 that can be downloaded?
 Where or who would I report this person to?  FCC?
 ThAnX,
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                  -Jason Willgruber
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