6 May
2001
6 May
'01
5:01 a.m.
On Sun, 6 May 2001, Lawrence Walker wrote:
That seems to be what Dubya thinks too. Just remember
what happened
the last time the US invaded us in 1812. We also have a secret weapon. US
society is riddled with Canadians in high places.
As well, our cold weather kills off the weak ones early, yanks wouldn't last
a week fighting a war in a blizzard. Minnisotans might be more of a problem
but we could always bribe them with hockey players.
We have Alaskans, although they're so far north those traitorous bastards
might take allegiance with BC :)
And for this insult we're cutting back exports of
power to California
and New York. Happy brown-out.
It doesn't affect me. I'm on the same power grid as Lawrence Livermore
National Labs, and they always get power despite what may be going on in
the greater SF Bay Area. Ha ha ;)
Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival
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