5 Nov
1998
5 Nov
'98
5:48 a.m.
On Thu, 5 Nov 1998, Doug Yowza wrote:
Does somebody have a nice clear image of a badly
beaten Altair they could
send me? The more beaten up, the better, but it still has to be
recognizable as an Altair.
Thanks,
Doug
Now *here's* something I can help you with, Doug.
For the Very Reasonable Price of $10,000.00(US) I will take my
specimen out in the driveway and beat it into bits and flinders with
a sledgehammer, while recording the event on various video and still
cameras... then I will ship you the film *and* the residue via
FedEx.... and I'll pay the shipping!!
No e-bay involvement will be necessary, Thank God.
Cheers
John
PS: Let me know ASAP, while there is still time to book New Year's
in Hawaii this year....