6 Jul
2001
6 Jul
'01
2:55 a.m.
At 12:35 PM 7/3/01 -0500, you wrote:
Joe writes
That's funny, in the winter Florida looks like a colony of Quebec!
Wrong! Puerto Rico is going to be the 51st
state. Canada will be the
52nd. (We have to keep our priorities straight.) :-)
Joe
I thought Canada was a province or is it a colony? :) What does it take to
upgrade from a province or a colony to be a US state?
I think they meet the basic requirements
1. Beer
I hope so. It's about time we had some decent beer in this country!
2. Speak English (sort of)
I think that's been changed to Spanish!
3. Dollars
But they need to be US $. The Canadian ones aren't worth bringing
across the border any more!
Now that I think about it, Utah may fail on the Beer
part. Kick out Utah,
replace with Canada.
Kansas fails it too. Let's kick out Kansas and replace it with
something better. Let's see, Yoguslavia will do!
(Remember it's attempted humor)
Mike
:-) Joe