Willing to take on an intellectual property jungle?
Flying Toasters!
with a big mural of shooting down flying toasters. Then you can get sued
by Delrina for infringing on their Opus and Bill screen saver, which
infringed on the Berkeley Systems (After Dark) screen saver, which
infringed on the Jefferson Airplane "Thirty Seconds Over Winterland"
album cover.
How much were you going to spend on publicizing the place? This might get
you national coverage!