I'll bet
you're presbyotic (far-sighted)
Nit pick time. I think you mean presbyopic. presbyotic would be
someone who can only hear things far away.
I had not a *clue* how to spell it... how funny that the
mispelling turned out to be something!
Plus,
isn't the fiddle on their stomach? Should I ask the spider
to "present, front and center" so i can check?
Definitely on the back, hence the common name fiddleback spider.
hadn't heard that name might explain why I was able to see
them when I was younger tho... but I saw all kinds of things
in those "paisley days"....