Philip Pemberton wrote:
I'm beginning to wonder if there's something in the water or food
supply that's impairing the mental functioning of a good chunk of the
population of the planet. Or maybe it's global warming - that seems to
be the in-vogue 'problem' at the moment.
Nah, chalk it up to evolution.
Some mutations are useful and provide great advantages to those
individuals who have them. Others, such as those exhibited by the
individuals described in this thread, will likely result in Darwin
Awards in the long run.
It's true that environment may have had a hand in some of these, for
instance, perhaps some of the individuals may have been dropped on their
heads, disabled the door switch on a microwave oven and stuck their head
inside while it was turned on, or had leaded paint chips fall into their
morning cereal, or perhaps have bit into old style thermometers (the
kind that used to have mercury in them) and sucked hard, but the end
result is pretty much the same.
Instead of worrying about debating their points just congratulate them
that they were able to somehow manage to get online and figure out how
to use email. Perhaps, they may have even be able to tie their own
shoelaces today, or spell their own names. That's really a great
achievement considering their situation, so email them back
congratulating them, if you're so inclined.
As long as you don't give them your home phone number, all will be just
peachy. :-)