Chris Elmquist wrote:
A friend was just telling the story of how is four
year old son
climbed up on top of the audio system subwoofer and pee'd into the
large screen TV that was operating nearby.
I don't like broadcast television either, but I've learned to just leave
the room.
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book."
-- Groucho Marx