At 07:39 13/04/99 -0400, Bill Pechter wrote:
> Sorry to our former or current DECy Techies, but I
am reminded of the
old joke:
How long does it take a DEC field service person to change a flat tire?
Depends on how many flat tires they brought with them.
What do they do when they run out of tires.
They change the alternator because it must be a power supply problem.
I thought the joke went something like:
Customer (to FS droid): What took you so long, this was an urgent call.
FS droid: Well I had a flat tyre and I changed the other three before I
found the one that was flat...
With apologies to all the good DEC FS guys that I have worked with over the
years (and no apology for the one or two who were worse than useless - the
TE16 on fire being the best (worst?) experience).
Huw Davies | e-mail: Huw.Davies(a)latrobe.edu.au
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