On Wed, 27 Jan 2010, Chuck Guzis wrote:
All very true, but will a cell phone turn on your oven
if it's knob-
operated?
With a 32 bit processor in it, . . .
it should be able to analyze your past eating habits, and project that you
will want the oven pre-heated, so that the OS can proceed to do exactly
opposite of what you want.
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/mstvdin.html
There are earlier editions that were written by somebody without a clue of
OS syntax and punctuation, and later editions expanded with further
corrections that have systematically been removed, because they didn't
praise Microsoft and Apple.