18 Jun
2004
18 Jun
'04
9:18 a.m.
On Fri, 18 Jun 2004, Alexander Schreiber wrote:
On Fri, Jun 18, 2004 at 12:43:51PM -0700, Vintage
Computer Festival wrote:
Actually, that's what he'll dip himself in after he's done Spaminating.
He must self-destruct or else future spammers might use him to take over
Skynet and enslave mankind with massive doses of V!@6RA.
Plus it'll exonerate us since there will be no perpetrator to talk :)
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2004, Fred Cisin wrote:
Aren't you forgetting something?
Right - he also needs a handy bucket of molten iron to terminate
spammers with! Something that MIGHT work:
Urban legends spread fast on the internet, and are
believed by otherwise rational people. Once word
gets out that 83 spammers have been tracked down
and terminated with molten iron, some of them might
be a little more hesitant.
Unfortunately, snopes.com would just debunk it.
Maybe we can find a suitable candidate for slaughter who is mentally
deranged. We can then fill his head with the notion that the end of the
world is nigh and to save humanity he must go out and kill all spammers.
We'll give him dark sunglasses, leather pants, and a Harley, and he shall
be known as...
The Spaminator!