8 Nov
2018
8 Nov
'18
4:29 p.m.
On 11/8/2018 4:32 PM, alan--- via cctalk wrote:
On 2018-11-08 18:13, Jason T via cctalk wrote:
You are attacked by Microsoft zombies
- 47 HP
I've always wanted to create an text
adventure about computer
collecting, though.? Seek out rare finds!? Evade goldbugs!? Avoid
earning the "hoarder" label while still dying with the most toys!
Pahhh. Avoiding earning the 'hoarder' label is easy:
Look around
"You are a treasure room filled with countless precious
artifacts of vintage significance.? You see a an Apple I board,
a running Cray I, and the original UNIVAC operating all around
you.? You may move East, West, and South."
Take Apple I
"Oh no!? You have run out of space in your hoarder cache.? You
must make additional room"
Move North
"You have discovered a SECRET PASSAGEWAY.? In the room before you
lies the 'cache of everlasting warehouse space'.
Take cache
"Congratulations.? Your space to warez ratio is now under hoarder
threshold forever-more."
Move South
"You are back in the treasure room."
Take all
"You've won the game!? The End!"
-Alan H.
Take all but the apple.
You get back to reality
with your prize.