11 Apr
2002
11 Apr
'02
9:09 a.m.
BLAME WHO?????????
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die
of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Microsoft and Bill Gates ...okay?