5 Apr
2000
5 Apr
'00
9:20 a.m.
Your office software vendor has been found guilty of monopolistic business
practices, so...
"You must ask yourself 'What would Jesus do?'"
He'd ditch MS-Office and boot up WordPerfect, of course!
(Sorry - couldn't resist... So the rumor that Bill Gates is the Second
Coming isn't true?)
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Jesus needs WordPerfect 5.1. Can you help him out? Please reply to Jesus
directly.
Bill Richman
http://incolor.inetnebr.com/bill_r
(Home of the COSMAC Elf
microcomputer simulator!)