You're not gonna impress anyone on this list with that candy-pants
 quiche-eating system.  You can start to get our attention by get a
 computer that weighs more than you.  Or barring that, we'll respect
 you more if your system doesn't have floating point instructions,
 or an integer divide, or even an integer multiply. 
 You mean like a 'cheap
model' IBM System 360.  The cheaper ones were
 rumored to handle multiply operations in software (ick!).  Interesting,