> 6. The
oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be
replaced
by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.
" Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike most
automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor any of the
numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver. Rather, if the
driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the
dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will usually know
what's wrong." "
The really experienced driver, doesn't even need the question mark !
I know what a microsoft car is like. My plow truck doesn't have brakes
(literally) or a functioning radiator. Thing leaks and smokes all over the
place. You stop when you hit a snow bank or when you jam it in reverse and
let out the clutch. ; )
The automatic clutch spring is worn out too. So before starting it you
have to open the throttle and reset the choke plate... The gas tank is a
12 gallon boat tank on the passenger seat... The drivers side door doesn't
shut...
Reminds me of Windows!
Grant