On Wed, 2002-04-17 at 20:09, Allison wrote:
From: Douglas H. Quebbeman <dquebbeman(a)acm.org>
My computer dims the neighborhood's lights when I turn it on...
My computer has fewer transistors than yours...
My computer has no transistors, just tubes...
My computer's valves burn out faster than yours...
My computer's got more gears than yours...
Then there is...
My computers daddy is bigger than yours.
My computer narks my mum off more than yours. (It's in her cellar...)
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My computer's heavier than yours.