You are making
life difficult if to don't have a tool for reading
 PDF files.  I think you can buy a nice one for a few hundred
 dollars. 
 You can buy a used PC for tens of dollars. 
 
Including the monitor and the license fees for all the necessary bits
of software?  And including someone to be its sysadmin?  I'm certainly
not about to baby along a machine running closed-source software.
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