Looking for a VAX in and around Iowa, anyone with a full basement?

Hey there; So over the weekend I reread Cliff Stoll's The Cuckoo's Egg and after reading various mentions of VAXes running VMS it occurred to me that while I've worked with RSX-11M, RT11 and even various UNIXes on DECs, I've never actually touched a VMS machine. And while it would be reasonably acceptable to run OpenVMS on a SIMH simulated VAX, it would also be quite nice to have a real VAX to do it on. Anyone around Iowa (or even up in Minnesota) have a over-full garage or basement and want to get rid of a VAX? I'm fairly open to what model, I'm not snobby. Big or small, it should run VMS fine. I do actually own one VAX, a MicroVAX 2000 - charming little thing. Unfortunately it is sitting in New Zealand, a little out of reach right now. Not expecting much - but I thought I'd ask, you never know... ;) Thanks all; JP