13 Aug
2002
13 Aug
'02
10:13 p.m.
"R. D. Davis" wrote:
Quothe Martin Marshall, from writings of Tue, Aug 13, 2002 at 06:46:54PM -0600:
The binary-only distribution :)
I received a forwarded message that originated
from lindows.com. They
are in a suit with Microsoft regarding the use of "Lindows,com".
Microsoft is suing Lindows for trademark violation. In the message,
Since when are rhyming words trademark violations?
Bindows Cindows
Has special Justice-Department-approved
task to allow
law enforcement to "see in"to your PC and look for anything
that might offend someone somewhere and arrest you for it.
:)
Dindows
Especially obnoxious WAV files are
selected for system
events
Findows
Will never happen.
Gindows
*hic*
Hindows
Special Indian-language version
Mindows
A really small distribution
Nindows
Especially for fans of loud industrial
synth-music
Sindows
Finds porn automatically and downloads
it to your
hard drive by the gig. Works in conjunction with "Cindows"
to frame and remove those who have been deemed annoying to
the
development of a sanitary police state. :)
Tindows
They tried Platinumows, but it sounded
too stupid. :)
Vindows
Special DMV copy that randomly
crosslinks registration
data between Linux users and felons for Bill's amusement. :)
Are all of these supposed to be trademark violations
as well?
Yup, I'd be willing to bet a Diet Pepsi that they'd sue for
anything that sounded like Windoze. :(
Perhaps
we should all create some web pages for these names of
fictitious
operating systems. :-)
Michael Robertson, with Lindows, is looking for
old documentation of the
use of the word "windows" and "windowing" prior to 1983. I can't
think
Simple. Such documentation goes back many hundreds of years.
"windows" on a computer can be thought of as being similar to windows
in a house in a way, so this is an example of what should be a rather
weak trademark, is it not? Any thoughts on this?
If the truth in advertising laws were enforced, Microsoft ads would be
asking "When do you want to crash today?" ...of course, it would,
naturally, crash at a different time, after all, it's Windows.
Microsoft, Microsoft, 'twas only luck.
Microsoft, Microsoft, why do you suck?
Microsoft, Microsoft, creat'd windows?
Microsoft, Microsoft, lies through its toes.
Microsoft, Microsoft, fears new Lindows.
Microsoft, Microsoft, crashing Windows.
Microsoft, Microsoft, can't e'r play fair.
Microsoft, Microsoft, creates despair.
Microsoft, Microsoft, why do you suck?
Microsoft, Microsoft, 'twas only luck.
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