And thusly vance(a)neurotica.com spake:
 If you have a large enough number of people on a load, you can survive
 quite a lot.  I once had a VAX 6000 fall on me from a little more than two
 feet off the ground.  Because there were enough people to move it before
 it crushed me (and they were all paying attention), I got off with just
 sore joints and muscles. 
hmmmm...  The Attack of the VAX? ;-)
Cheers,
Bryan