"The
top speed of a Honda Accord is inversely proportional to the
diameter of the tailpipe"
"Taking advantage of the obvious performance characteristics of YELLOW!"
You mustn't forget the advantage of The Wing! It adds at LEAST 10 hp!
And the ROL (Random Oriental Lettering) decals. They are ESSENTIAL
for good performance.
The iVTEC decals on my Civic Si are, in fact, a stealth external turbo.
(actually does drive an Si, but does not have I <3 JDM stickers, red Honda
logos, a custom wing, or spinning rims; it did come with a fart-can exhaust
but I didn't install that)
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-- If ignorance is bliss, shouldn't I be happier? -----------------------------