> Ya
know, I have the equipment to do that, except the piezo transducer that
 > drives the needle in the wax recorder is cracked.
 Piezo transducer? To do this properly you have to use an electromagnetic
 driver for recording and a carbon microphone for reproduction. Anything
 else is cheating. 
 .. To do it properly, only acoustic energy is permitted, no electricity allowed. 
 
 I wouild love to know how you're going to charge and discharge the
 capacitors in the DRAM chips of an Apple //e without usimg electricity :-)