10 year rule

LIVERMORE (for immediate release) Long time 'orphan computer' collector, raconteur, bon-vivant, and All-Around Swell Guy Sellam Ismail today reported that, after climbing to the very top of the sprawling 10-meter tall mountain of s.......tuff in his backwoods cyber-reclamation facility to take the photographs demanded by the EPA and the Berkeley Siesmological Department, he noticed an uncanny, some might say prophetically eery, likeness of the ancient Sumerian God of Accountants and Calulators - 'Abbaquus Qiipoo' when the photos were downloaded and heavily Photoshopped. Realizing the awesome portents of this wildly magical revelation, the wily entrpreneur immdiately did the only thing concievable in this situation: he put the entire collection, as it is, on eBay, with a starting bid of US$1.5Bn, and No Reserve. "Well, fuck!" says Ismail with characteristic candor. "If some incredibly stupid bitch in Florida can auction off a crummy goddam *sandwich* in the name of God and the Holy Roman Church, then I say 'get the fuck outa my way' because I'm at least two orders of magnitude more K3WL in every way than she is, or her fucked-up nasty old bitten-off schiesse grilled cheese!!" When asked how a potentially successful bidder would essay to move the entire collection with out disturbing the critical arrangement of cabinets and monitors and cast-off impact printers, Ismail replied: "Like I even give a fuck?? I'll already be on a jet to my own private Island, and they can bomb the goddam shit, for all I care.." Any last words for our audience, Sellam? "Jeeeezus Aitch Kreist do I love eBay!!! Now where's my goddamn Taser? I gotta hot date tonight..." ---------------------------------------------------------