1 May
2010
1 May
'10
6:26 p.m.
On Sat, May 1, 2010 at 20:50, Liam Proven <lproven at gmail.com> wrote:
The USA won't get involved, though - it'll be
too busy invading Canada.
I'm not too worried:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8655651.stm
They'll get as far as St-Jean-sur-Richelieu. There's a poutine shack
there that'll stop the entire invasion force for Quebec (two troops
and a Humvee, provided it doesn't break down on our roads)
Invading BC is too dangerous for troop morale. Duuuuuuuude..... <long
inhaling sound>
The invasion of Alberta will be a resounding success. Too bad noone
notices any difference.
The US army won't be able to find Toronto. How the hell do you spell
"Missasgua...Missuusaah..." Oshawa? Why are we in Oshawa?
And they're not entirely sure about Newfoundland either. Are they
supposed to invade it? Is it part of Canada? They don't _sound_
canadian!
Joe.
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