19 Mar
2004
19 Mar
'04
12:15 p.m.
Oops, you also forgot GetOff, the store for skinny people to get other's
liposuctioned fat ("damnit, fat bastard, get off me"), grin. And then
there's SuckOff - 2nd hand vacuum emporium.
-John Boffemmyer IV
At 06:03 PM 3/19/2004, you wrote:
You forgot LiftOff, the used Brassiere emporium and RunOff the discount
laxative store.
g.
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>
don't need anymore, cleans it up, and sells it for a profit. Everything
> from rice cookers to washing machines to skis to console games are
bought
> and sold in Japan's new retail
underground. The most successful of
these is
> BookOff, a chain of used book stores that
has 700 locations in Japan.
> BookOff has been expanding into other areas too, with ToyOff (they sell
> "almost new" children's toys) and HouseOff (used goods for your
home),
> PetOff (used things for your pet), and the very oddly named HardOff
(used
computer
hardware and electronics)."
There's also JackOff selling used car jacks, WackOff sell used LARTs, and
FuckOff selling, well, second-hand blow-up dolls. That particular chain
is running in the red however.