At 12:33 PM 2/10/00 -0500, Bob Stek wrote:
When we were through, she looked at
me, took off all her clothes, and said, "Big boy, you can take whatever you
want from me." Her clothes would have never fit me, so I took the Altair.
Did you hear the one about the programmer who finds a talking frog?
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess," the frog pleads,
but to no avail. "I don't have time for a girlfriend," the geek says,
"but a talking frog is *cool*."
- John