I'm just crazy enough! And if that doesn't
scare you... I'll
 beat you with this airline pillow! 
"Nooooooooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our
chief weapons are fear, torture, and a ruthless and
fanatical devotion to the Pope...
And now.... bring out, the cushy airline pillow!"
ROFL!
-Douglas Hurst Quebbeman (DougQ at 
ixnayamspayIgLou.com)     [Call me "Doug"]
  Surgically excise the pig-latin from my e-mail address in order to reply
  "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away."  -Tom Waits