Apple Turnover?(OT long, boring, maybe humor)

Little know facts about apple turnovers. 1. The hard part is convincing the apple to turn over when it's done on one side. A human analogy is how do you convince a sleeping sunbather to turn over when they are burnt on one side. 2. There have been government funded trials of robot arm based image analysis programs that will automate the process for only $10,000 per apple to be turned over. The only successful installation is in the International Space Station where gravity is not a factor so the apple will turn over due to convection currents in the air flow. That's where the term convection oven comes from. 3. There are also CIA funded research to examine whether there is a "apple turnover gap" due to Russian experiments with apples and psychic phenomena. 4. Apple turnover is a code word that Echelon uses to identify Russian defectors. apples are red and Russians are red, defectors are turncoats or turnovers. Russian defector=red apple turnover 5. Board game http://www.gamesdomain.com/GDLive/1201.html 6. Q: When does an apple turnover? A: Who Cares I'm digressing! Mike McFadden mmcfadden(a)cmh.edu