Most of us who went to school here in England would not only know how the 
Well I certianly couldn't (thankfully). When other boys were chasing a
ball around i nthe grass I was doing something much more interesting.
Namely making my first homebrew computer.
  scoring works but could explain how to play. I have a
thirty year old son 
If this list starts discussing such activities, I am leaving. Period.
-tony