Well folks, here's a break from the looong-running threads which have been
rolling along the past couple of days.
Saw this on one of the many other reflectors I subscribe to and I thought
this group would appreciate the humor break too. The same 'Sorry about the
bandwidth' apology stands from me too.
:-)
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 17:17:03 -0400
Reply-To: MODSTEPH(a)ACS.EKU.EDU
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From: N5AIT Allan Stephens <MODSTEPH(a)ACS.EKU.EDU>
Subject: Metric conversions..??
To: BOATANCHORS(a)LISTSERV.TEMPE.GOV
Well, it DOES include megacycles... Sorry about the bandwidth, but
figured if anyone would appreciate these, y'all would.
73, Al N5AIT
Here are some of the rarer metric conversions not carried in standard
reference works:
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
500 millinaries = 1 seminary
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
1 million billion piccolos = 1 gigolo
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
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Sorry to a few of the list members who are not native English speakers.
There are a few strange colloquial or American expressions. Ask in private
email. However, even I am not sure what a "demijohn" really is except for
perhaps a 1/2 bath in a house.
Have fun! Regards, Chris
PS: A "boatanchor", for the ones who are not amateurs or radio collectors
or otherwise in-the-know, is an affectionate label attached by us to any
large, heavy vacuum tube (valve) operated radio receiver or transmitter or
sometimes test equipment. I have about a dozen boatanchors (50-100+ lbs) in
my collection and, by golly, I was really sore after hauling them over here
to the new house ;)