"MY
COMPUTER LIKES ME when I speak in BASIC"
Don't anthropomorphize computers.
They hate it when you do that.
Yes, you might anger them, and then they turn on you (or at least turn
surly and uncooperative):
https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1331069276l/1304684.jpg
No one else is bothered by the fact that the ST:TNG character Data HATES
the fact that he HAS NO EMOTIONS?