It was thus said that the Great Eivind Evensen once stated:
  On Sat, Oct 13, 2012 at 04:14:21PM -0400, Dave McGuire
wrote:
    On the other hand, I'm offered PCs that
"got slow" or "got viruses"  
 I always change oil twice a year to avoid computers getting slow, I
 don't want to risk the bearings on the processor axle to wear out. 
  Do you remember to clean out the bit bucket every 16,777,216 bytes?
  -spc (hate when that overflows ... )