20 Feb
2001
20 Feb
'01
6:40 a.m.
1. You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you.
2. You have ever modified a Windows reg file, ini file, or Linux init
script.
3. You would sell your Grandmother for more bandwidth.
4. You get up at 3 A.M. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail
on your way back to bed.
5. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
6. You've entered a DSL or Cable Modem contest so many times you get e-mail
saying "Forget it, Mike you are not going to win, just go buy the modem".
7. You know what the DSL or Cable Modems are and how they work.
8. You have ever dozed off while at the computer.
9. You have ever E-mailed yourself.
10. The tech support folks at your ISP call YOU for the tough ones.
11. You write and debug Windows applications on you Palm.
12. You have more than one version of an operating system, or more than one
operating system on your machine.
13. You have ever submitted a patch to LinuxKernal.org.
14. You have ever chatted with someone while talking to him or her on the
phone.
15. You are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.
16. You have invested in a coffee plantation.
17. You have more computer CD's than music CD's.
18. You had no Idea that music came on CD's.