It was thus said that the Great Fred Cisin once stated:
?There's
also the apocraphyl story of a new fan unit showing up at the
office---the Stratus noticed one of the existing fan units was marginal and
had ordered itself a replacement.
But, can you program it to also handle all of the institutional paperwork
and politics involved in such a purchase?
I'm sure the paperwork that comes with buying (or more likely, leasing) a
Stratus covers all that.
Can it negotiate with college administrators? Is
there a defenestration
peripheral?
-spc (I doubt it---no one likes to clean up after a computer defenestrated
itself---the bits get *everywhere*!)