25 Sep
2014
25 Sep
'14
10:16 a.m.
A COBOL programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was
able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the
future, he was unexpectedly resurrected.
When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told:
"It's the year 9999 - and you know COBOL"
On Thu, 25 Sep 2014, Yvan Janssens wrote:
April fool's joke: change the sequence numbers on
the punch cards and
"accidentally" cause the cleaners to drop them.
2014-09-25 16:41 GMT+01:00 ben <bfranchuk at jetnet.ab.ca>:
> On 9/25/2014 9:30 AM, drlegendre . wrote:
>
>> I didn't read TFA - but let me guess, they write COBOL? ;-)
>>
>> (Know any good COBOL programmer's jokes?)
>>
>> Still waiting for the compile I bet!
Mike Loewen mloewen at cpumagic.scol.pa.us
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