Microsoft vs Lindows

Quothe Martin Marshall, from writings of Tue, Aug 13, 2002 at 06:46:54PM -0600: Since when are rhyming words trademark violations? Bindows Cindows Dindows Findows Gindows Hindows Jindows Kindows Mindows Nindows Pindows Rindows Sindows Tindows Vindows Xindows Yindows Zindows Are all of these supposed to be trademark violations as well? Perhaps we should all create some web pages for these names of fictitious operating systems. :-) Simple. Such documentation goes back many hundreds of years. "windows" on a computer can be thought of as being similar to windows in a house in a way, so this is an example of what should be a rather weak trademark, is it not? Any thoughts on this? If the truth in advertising laws were enforced, Microsoft ads would be asking "When do you want to crash today?" ...of course, it would, naturally, crash at a different time, after all, it's Windows. Microsoft, Microsoft, 'twas only luck. Microsoft, Microsoft, why do you suck? Microsoft, Microsoft, creat'd windows? Microsoft, Microsoft, lies through its toes. Microsoft, Microsoft, fears new Lindows. Microsoft, Microsoft, crashing Windows. Microsoft, Microsoft, can't e'r play fair. Microsoft, Microsoft, creates despair. Microsoft, Microsoft, why do you suck? Microsoft, Microsoft, 'twas only luck.