When I worked for DEC in field service, we had a customer almost next door
to us. We gathered outside to watch their new (maybe used) VAX 11/780 get
delivered. For whatever reason they used a ramp instead of the lift. The
780 got away from them, and when the wheels hit the pavement we watched as
it flipped over and landed on its side. One of the techs calmly said
"Someone should go order a new backplane".
On Fri, Jul 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM Nigel Johnson Ham via cctalk <
cctalk(a)classiccmp.org> wrote:
On 2025-07-04 17:29, Wayne S via cctalk wrote:
Had another odd one with our 780. FE came in
replaced board tge remote
diagnostics called out and everything was good again. When he looked at the
bad board he started laughing.
One of the IC’s had a hole in it. Looked like it
burned out.
He said it was the first time he’s ever seen that!
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> On Jul 4, 2025, at 14:21, Wayne S<wayne.sudol(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> I didn’t see chalk, but it was $1600/hr plus expenses to know where to
sweep.
> IBM was paying it!
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
>>> On Jul 4, 2025, at 13:44, Fred Cisin via cctalk<cctalk(a)classiccmp.org>
wrote:
>>>
>>> On Fri, 4 Jul 2025, Wayne S via cctalk wrote:
>>> This is similar to an IBM mainframe story i have.
>>> IBM 370 wouldn’t IMPL.
>>> CE and FE couldn’t figure it out.
>>> They called in a “Special Consultant.”
>>> I
>>> Came in with a briefcase that contained his “tools”, which was a big
brush that you would use for light plaster work and a wood mallet.
>>> He proceeded to sweep the brush
across the wirewrap backplane and a
wire cam loose.
>>> He replaced the wire and all was good
again.
>>> I never found out what the mallet was used for.
>> . . . and a piece of chalk?
>> measure from top edge, measure from side edge.
>> Make a chalk mark.
>> Hit with mallet.
>> "$1 for hitting with mallet; $499 for knowing where to hit"
I had a bit of luck once with a burned out chip. Back in the day we
would change boards in the field and then fix them back at our office
with live equipment that was also being used for engineers to write
software for the Canadian Post Office. So service on live equipment was
rushed while they had lunch. One day, i used am extender card that had
the index plastic broken off, and, you guessed it, plugged it the wrong
way hanging down from a DEC RK05 drive.
Chip smoked on power-up, hastily cut power and removed smoking card.
Replaced chip to go back and further troubleshoot and the card worked
perfectly.
Only time I ever solved a problem by plugging a card in backwards!
cheers
Nigel
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