I once heard a story from someone* who was told by a
journalist that while
said journalist was interviewing Richard Stallman he was [WARNING: GRAPHIC
CONTENT COMMENCES HERE] picking the jam from between his toes and eating it.
Oh, that's a thing of legend. Fear not, for there is video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
- Ethan