Macro-10 humour
Don Stalkowski
dstalk at execulink.com
Mon Dec 14 09:54:00 CST 2020
I came across this among some junk I had.
Don
.TY NEMON.DOC
LEVEL 5 MACRO-10 MNEMONICS
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COINCIDENT WITH THE RELEASE OF THE LEVEL 5 MONITOR SERIES, THE
MNEMONICS FOR THE HARDWARE INSTRUCTIONS USED IN THE MACRO-10
ASSEMBLER HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT CHANGES TO THE MONITOR, AND
NEW OPERATING PROCEDURES. ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NOT ALL BEEN IMPLEMENTED
AS YET, A PARTIAL LISTING FOLLOWS:
TRCE TRANSLATE REDUNDANT CODE TO ETHIOPIAN
ROTC REQUEST OPERATOR TAKE OFF CLOTHES
TDCE TRY TO DUMP CORE EVERYWHERE
HRR HASH RELOCATION REGISTERS
XCT EXTEND CYCLE TIME
ANDCMB ALLOW NO DIRECT CURRENT IN MEMORY BANKS
AOSE ALERT ONE SYSTEMS ENGINEER
SETNM START EJECTING TRANSISTORS AT NEAREST MACHINE
SETCM STOP EVERYTHING TO CRASH MONITOR
SETAM START EATING TAPE ON ALTERNATE MONDAYS
TLCN THROW LIFEPRESERVER INTO CHANNEL FOR NON-SWIMMER
MULM MONITOR UPDATE FROM LUNAR MODULE
MOVMS MAINTAIN ONLY VARIABLE MAGTAPE SPEED
FSBRI FIVE SONIC BOOMS OVER REMOTE INTERFACE
HRRES HIJACK REMOTE READER TO ENGINEERING SCIENCE
HRREM HALT AND REVERSE ROTATION ON EVERY MAGTAPE
JUMPE JUMBLE USERS' MEMORY ON PARITY ERROR
IDPB IMMEDIATELY DROP PARITY BIT
SETCAI SUDDENLY ELECTRIFY TERMINAL ON CRUDELY ARTICULATED INPUT
JFFO JAIL AND FINGERPRINT FLIPPANT OPERATOR
ORCMB OPERATOR REQUEST TO CHANGE MAIN BATTERIES
SKIP SEARCH FOR KNOT IN INPUT STRING
SKIPL SKIP ON KNOT IN POWER LINE
ORCBI ORDER REDUNDANT CHANNELS TO THE BACK OF THE I/O BUS
SUBI START UNLOADING BAGGAGE FROM THE I/O BUS
PUSH PUNCH USING SEMI-CIRCULAR HOLES
JUMPL JUMP AND UNRAVEL MAIN POWER LINE
SOSL SMEAR OUTPUT ON SLOW LINE PRINTERS
TRON TRY TO REWIND OPERATORS' NECKTIE
SOSN SEND OUTPUT TO SUPERVISORS' NECKTIE
AOBJN ADD ONE BIT TO JOB NUMBER
IMULM INSIST THAT MALICIOUS USERS BE LOCKED IN MEMORY
FMPR FORGET MEMORY PROTECTION AND RELOCATION
FMPRB FAKE MONITOR PROBLEMS AND RESET BRIEFLY
CAIE CHANGE ADDRESSING TO INEFFECTIVE FROM EFFECTIVE
TRN TRANSLATE TO ROMAN NUMERALS
DPB DETACH PROCESSOR BRIEFLY
DIVB DECODE INTEGERS TO VERIFIED BRAILLE
SETCAI SNICKER ON ERRONEOUS TYPEIN FOR CAI
DIVMB DESTROY INDIVIDUAL MEMORY BANK
ORCB OUTPUT A RECORD CODED IN BRAILLE
TRCE TRANSFER ON ROMAN CATHOLIC ENGINEER
TLNE TRANSFER ON LUTHERAN ENGINEER
TROA TRANSFER ON ATHEIST
SOS SERVICE ONLY STUDENTS
SOJG SERVICE ONLY JEWISH GRAD STUDENTS
TDC TAKE DISK TO CHIROPRACTER
TSCA TURN SYSTEM CLOCK AHEAD
FADRB FILTER AIR ON DETECTING ROPE BURNING
FADM FILTER AIR ON DETECTING MOUNTIE
PUSHJ PROCESS USER'S SHORTHAND JOB
TDCA TYPE DOCUMENTATION, CENSORING ANECDOTES
MOVEM MONITOR OUTPUTS A VULGAR ERROR MESSAGE
ADDM ALLEVIATE DELAYS IN DECTAPE MOUNTING
AOSL AWAKEN OPERATOR IF SNORING LOUDLY
CAIE CENSOR ALL INPUT FROM ENGINEERING
DPB DISPLAY PASSWORDS FROM BATCH
FSBM FAST SPLICE OF BROKEN MAGTAPE
BLT BEGIN LOSING TIME
S0JG STACK OPERATOR (JUST GIRLS)
TSON TIME SLICE OF ONE NANOSECOND
JRST JOG 'ROUND SEVEN TRACK TAPE
TSC TRANSFER SWAPPING TO CARDS
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