Macro-10 humour

[Don Stalkowski]

I came across this among some junk I had.

Don

.TY NEMON.DOC

                 LEVEL 5  MACRO-10   MNEMONICS
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   COINCIDENT WITH THE RELEASE OF THE LEVEL 5 MONITOR SERIES, THE
MNEMONICS FOR THE HARDWARE INSTRUCTIONS USED IN THE MACRO-10
ASSEMBLER HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT CHANGES TO THE MONITOR, AND
NEW OPERATING PROCEDURES. ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NOT ALL BEEN IMPLEMENTED
AS YET, A PARTIAL LISTING FOLLOWS:

TRCE	TRANSLATE REDUNDANT CODE TO ETHIOPIAN
ROTC	REQUEST OPERATOR TAKE OFF CLOTHES
TDCE	TRY TO DUMP CORE EVERYWHERE
HRR	HASH RELOCATION REGISTERS
XCT	EXTEND CYCLE TIME
ANDCMB	ALLOW NO DIRECT CURRENT IN MEMORY BANKS
AOSE	ALERT ONE SYSTEMS ENGINEER
SETNM	START EJECTING TRANSISTORS AT NEAREST MACHINE
SETCM	STOP EVERYTHING TO CRASH MONITOR
SETAM	START EATING TAPE ON ALTERNATE MONDAYS
TLCN	THROW LIFEPRESERVER INTO CHANNEL FOR NON-SWIMMER
MULM	MONITOR UPDATE FROM LUNAR MODULE
MOVMS	MAINTAIN ONLY VARIABLE MAGTAPE SPEED
FSBRI	FIVE SONIC BOOMS OVER REMOTE INTERFACE
HRRES	HIJACK REMOTE READER TO ENGINEERING SCIENCE
HRREM	HALT AND REVERSE ROTATION ON EVERY MAGTAPE
JUMPE	JUMBLE USERS' MEMORY ON PARITY ERROR
IDPB	IMMEDIATELY DROP PARITY BIT
SETCAI	SUDDENLY ELECTRIFY TERMINAL ON CRUDELY ARTICULATED INPUT
JFFO	JAIL AND FINGERPRINT FLIPPANT OPERATOR
ORCMB	OPERATOR REQUEST TO CHANGE MAIN BATTERIES
SKIP	SEARCH FOR KNOT IN INPUT STRING
SKIPL	SKIP ON KNOT IN POWER LINE
ORCBI	ORDER REDUNDANT CHANNELS TO THE BACK OF THE I/O BUS
SUBI	START UNLOADING BAGGAGE FROM THE I/O BUS
PUSH	PUNCH USING SEMI-CIRCULAR HOLES
JUMPL	JUMP AND UNRAVEL MAIN POWER LINE
SOSL	SMEAR OUTPUT ON SLOW LINE PRINTERS
TRON	TRY TO REWIND OPERATORS' NECKTIE
SOSN	SEND OUTPUT TO SUPERVISORS' NECKTIE
AOBJN	ADD ONE BIT TO JOB NUMBER
IMULM	INSIST THAT MALICIOUS USERS BE LOCKED IN MEMORY
FMPR	FORGET MEMORY PROTECTION AND RELOCATION
FMPRB	FAKE MONITOR PROBLEMS AND RESET BRIEFLY
CAIE	CHANGE ADDRESSING TO INEFFECTIVE FROM EFFECTIVE
TRN	TRANSLATE TO ROMAN NUMERALS
DPB	DETACH PROCESSOR BRIEFLY
DIVB	DECODE INTEGERS TO VERIFIED BRAILLE
SETCAI	SNICKER ON ERRONEOUS TYPEIN FOR CAI
DIVMB	DESTROY INDIVIDUAL MEMORY BANK
ORCB	OUTPUT A RECORD CODED IN BRAILLE
TRCE	TRANSFER ON ROMAN CATHOLIC ENGINEER
TLNE	TRANSFER ON LUTHERAN ENGINEER
TROA	TRANSFER ON ATHEIST
SOS	SERVICE ONLY STUDENTS
SOJG	SERVICE ONLY JEWISH GRAD STUDENTS
TDC	TAKE DISK TO CHIROPRACTER
TSCA	TURN SYSTEM CLOCK AHEAD
FADRB	FILTER AIR ON DETECTING ROPE BURNING
FADM	FILTER AIR ON DETECTING MOUNTIE
PUSHJ	PROCESS USER'S SHORTHAND JOB
TDCA	TYPE DOCUMENTATION, CENSORING ANECDOTES
MOVEM	MONITOR OUTPUTS A VULGAR ERROR MESSAGE
ADDM	ALLEVIATE DELAYS IN DECTAPE MOUNTING
AOSL	AWAKEN OPERATOR IF SNORING LOUDLY
CAIE	CENSOR ALL INPUT FROM ENGINEERING
DPB	DISPLAY PASSWORDS FROM BATCH
FSBM	FAST SPLICE OF BROKEN MAGTAPE
BLT	BEGIN LOSING TIME
S0JG	STACK OPERATOR (JUST GIRLS)
TSON	TIME SLICE OF ONE NANOSECOND
JRST	JOG 'ROUND SEVEN TRACK TAPE
TSC	TRANSFER SWAPPING TO CARDS