Merry Christmas

[tony duell]

> 
> Happy Retailers :——  hahahahaa
> 

'Hark the Herald Tribune sings
Advertising wond'rous things

God rest ye merry merchants
May ye make the Yuletide pay

Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy'

Tom Lehrer, of course. And based on what has been going on over here for the last month or so,
it's still correct :-(. I have also come to the conclusion that when a product is advertised as 'ideal gift'
it means it is so useless you couldn't possibly want it yourself and have to give it away. And that the
only meaning of that annoying phrase 'stocking fillers' is 'legs'

Merry Newtonsday

-tony